So this is 2011 huh?
Guess it's time to break open a new batch of resolutions, I don't intend to keep..
Let's see..
1. Stop caring about being single.
It's tiring & sad. Accept that I'm fated to grow old alone, living in an abandoned refrigerator on the side of a remote highway somewhere, scavenging food being my only hindrance in life.
2. Get into Art College.
Stop being an idiot, and get off my ass to contribute something towards my future. Get that beefy £150,000 loan sorted one way or another, and get the applications sorted for The Arts Institute of San Francisco (unless I'm comfortable with my fated ideals, in which case, start collecting canned foods with long sell-by dates and ringpulls..)
3. DO SOME BLOODY COURSEWORK.
Slacking off won't get me anywhere. When it comes to dedication to work and motivation to attend college I'm such a douche, I quote "you're a little bit shit aren't you"- My tutor/teacher at college. Thats never a good sign.
4. Focus.
I'm too easily distracted, and go off topic every few minutes. Tidy my room, so there's nothing to play around with.
-Sidenote: I'm typing this with dry PVA glue all over my face. I thought it would be an ideal temporary equivalent to a facemask/facelift. So point proven really I guess..
5. Lose weight.
I thought I'd throw in a classic. Just for 'Lols'.
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