What is this 'sleep' you speak of?

I'm currently fighting off the bitch more commonly known as 'sleep'. I've pretty much forgotten what a sleeping pattern is these days.
Trying crazy hard to tidy my room (or at least get into that mindset), so I can do some coursework.
So far I have managed to break a dresser drawer, pick up some pants, move a towel from the floor onto my bed and throw out some stale bread, leftover from my 5am attempt-to-sober-up soup meal last Monday morning..
You know what, I really canny be assed to talk about something so irrelevant as my erratic sleeping pattern..

Fook it. Let's talk about the male species and all it's frivolities shall we!
I've become very reliant on my phone to check facebook, twitter, gmail, you name it, for a message from that guy. A guy who, no matter how long I've known him for, holds some small sort of power over me. This guy has the power to make me matter, or well, not. Some guys have you in their firm grasp without even realising it. If, like me, you do not understand the way guys think, I implore you to buy/borrow "He's Just Not That Into You” by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo.
Basically, Greg rips apart all the excuses girls make for men in a few short sentances and quickly, and sometimes harshly, brings us back down to reality. Each chapter begins “He’s just not that into you if..” followed by an excuse like “he’s not calling you” and then Greg’s ruthless yet illuminating summary.

But chyeah, let's see what happens. Waaaay too much to do at the moment, so I'm not going to worry about it. Living is such a chore at eighteen.

One year closer to the end of the world (2011)

So this is 2011 huh?
Guess it's time to break open a new batch of resolutions, I don't intend to keep..
Let's see..

1. Stop caring about being single.
It's tiring & sad. Accept that I'm fated to grow old alone, living in an abandoned refrigerator on the side of a remote highway somewhere, scavenging food being my only hindrance in life.

2. Get into Art College.
Stop being an idiot, and get off my ass to contribute something towards my future. Get that beefy £150,000 loan sorted one way or another, and get the applications sorted for The Arts Institute of San Francisco (unless I'm comfortable with my fated ideals, in which case, start collecting canned foods with long sell-by dates and ringpulls..)

3. DO SOME BLOODY COURSEWORK.
Slacking off won't get me anywhere. When it comes to dedication to work and motivation to attend college I'm such a douche, I quote "you're a little bit shit aren't you"- My tutor/teacher at college. Thats never a good sign.

4. Focus.
I'm too easily distracted, and go off topic every few minutes. Tidy my room, so there's nothing to play around with.
-Sidenote: I'm typing this with dry PVA glue all over my face. I thought it would be an ideal temporary equivalent to a facemask/facelift. So point proven really I guess..

5. Lose weight.
I thought I'd throw in a classic. Just for 'Lols'.